Friday, May 29, 2009

Methaliza Kiswahili kuhusu kuma na mboo I

Methaliza Kiswahili kuhusu kuma na mboo I

Akiba ya nyege haiozi.
Dua la kuma haliipati mboo.
Chovya chovya huleta nyege
Asiye na nyege, ajinunulie viagra
Dalili za nyege ni condom
Palipo na mboo kuna makende
Mboo na kuma wakipigana, makende hubaki nje
Kidole kimoja hakitoshelishi kuma
Mwenye mboo mpishe
Mboo kuu haukosi shahawa
Mwenda pole hamwagi
Mwanamke mwenda pole ndiye alae mboo.
Panapo kuma pana mboo
Kuma ikililia mboo ipe!.
Kuma ya mwanamwari haiachi uvundo!
Utamu hupatikani ila kwa ncha ya mboo.
Panapo mboo hapakosi kuma
Uvundo wa kuma hautapishi.
Mboo ikisifiwa kuma hujitokea maji
Mtaka mboo sharti afurame
Jasho la mnyi-nyege ni Viagra.
Usiamshe mboo iliyolala mwisho utalazwa wewe
Utamu wa kuma aujua mboo
Mbooo uileavyo ndivyo ikuavyo
Mpanda mboo hushuka
Haraka haraka haina utamu
Kuma ikiondoka mboo hutawala
Mchagua kuma simtombaji
Mboo fupi hailambwi
Mboo ikimwaga hayazoleki

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