Funny Phrases
It is very difficult to have a comic timing that can liven up a party.
It requires presence of mind and a whole lot of funny phrases. Hoping
that you have been blessed with good presence of minds, here are some
phrases that you can use to make someone laugh…
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first
name was "Always".
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
I am planning to be more spontaneous in the future.
Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop.
When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are
surfing the net the boss will always drop by.
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